Health Club Regular Gifts

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

I'll take this one here.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Crisis at the health club.

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'There are three rules a boxer in training must always follow...I forget what the first two are, but the third has something to do with your head.'

19th Hole.

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

'I think I'll take up bowling instead.'

"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers

Noises from armpits.

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

A king rolls out a red yoga mat

'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!'

'I lied about my physique at the interview!!'

'Same school, old boy, fancy a drink at the club?'

"How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?"

"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."