Health Club Regular Mugs

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

I'll take this one here.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Crisis at the health club.

'There are three rules a boxer in training must always follow...I forget what the first two are, but the third has something to do with your head.'

19th Hole.

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

'I think I'll take up bowling instead.'

"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

Noises from armpits.

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!'

A king rolls out a red yoga mat

'I lied about my physique at the interview!!'

'Same school, old boy, fancy a drink at the club?'

"How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?"

"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."

Don's new job,was assistant bubble man,in the jacuzzi department.