Health Club Pretender Mugs

Choose a funny mug that highlights the health club pretender’s humorous excuses or playful attitude toward fitness. Perfect for coffee breaks and gym jokes alike.

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"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."

"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club." mockup

"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."

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"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own." mockup

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

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"It seemed like miles to me!"

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"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's." mockup

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

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"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C" mockup

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

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'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!' mockup

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

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Mouse on an Exercise Bike

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Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club. mockup

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

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"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!" mockup

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

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Vaccine passport required

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'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.' mockup

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

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"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little." mockup

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

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'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.' mockup

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

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"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?" mockup

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

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'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.' mockup

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

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'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.' mockup

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

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'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00' mockup

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

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"Pace yourself, Mother."

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"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!" mockup

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

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'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.' mockup

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

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HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.' mockup

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

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Crisis at the health club.

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'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!'

'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!' mockup

'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!'

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'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.' mockup

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'

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"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it." mockup

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

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"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV." mockup

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

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I need something to hold my tummy in mockup

I need something to hold my tummy in

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'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

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"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale." mockup

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

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'I joined an exercise class to meet men, but all the men there needed the exercise way too much.'

'I joined an exercise class to meet men, but all the men there needed the exercise way too much.' mockup

'I joined an exercise class to meet men, but all the men there needed the exercise way too much.'

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HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

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Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you." mockup

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

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Walk right in. Sit right down.

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Health Club Pretender Mugs Collection

Health Club Pretender Pillows

Find playful pillows that poke fun at the health club pretender’s fitness journey. Add humor and comfort to any sofa or bed.

Health Club Pretender Prints

Browse our amusing prints celebrating the health club pretender. Perfect for decorating their favorite space with humor and personality.

Health Club Pretender T-Shirts

Explore our funny t-shirts designed for the health club pretender. Ideal for casual wear and making a statement about their gym habits.