Health Clubs Gifts

"I'll take 3 burgers, 4 bags of chips....to go? I have to get back to my workout."

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Don's new job,was assistant bubble man,in the jacuzzi department.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Man with broken leg in cast.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

The Croucho Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Pole Vaulting Club

Time-of-the-month club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Crisis at the health club.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Be wormier!'