Health Clubs Pillows

"I'll take 3 burgers, 4 bags of chips....to go? I have to get back to my workout."

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Don's new job,was assistant bubble man,in the jacuzzi department.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Man with broken leg in cast.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

The Croucho Club

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Crisis at the health club.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

'Be wormier!'

Fight Club.

'I don't like to carry ID.'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."