Health Club Employee Pillows

Don's new job,was assistant bubble man,in the jacuzzi department.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

Crisis at the health club.

"Would you describe your current level of fitness as very fit, somewhat fit, fit to be tied or not fit to stand trial?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

"Crunch gym"

"And being her agent does pay pretty well. So, what night is wet-t-shirt night anyhow...?"

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'

'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!'

Cut out and keep your own Bouncer.

"Then, someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers."

'You might have that fancy tie and vest buddy, but there's no way you're coming in without pants and with bear feet!'