Fitness Center Staff Pillows

"This exercise ball is broken."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Targets.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Hand sanitizer

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

Whack, Out of Whack.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Friday 5.30pm.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

How much would you take off for cash?

'Remember, only the consumer is still consumer concious.'