"Would you describe your current level of fitness as very fit, somewhat fit, fit to be tied or not fit to stand trial?"
Gym Employee Pillows
Bring comfort and humor to your gym employee’s space with our cozy pillows. Perfect for home or office, they add a lighthearted touch to their environment.
"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."
"Crunch gym"
The Obese Sign Holder for Health Foods and Slim Gym.
'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'
"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."
Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
"This feels like an accomplishment."
On the back of the t-shirt...
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."
"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."
'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'
Bodybuilder pumping himself up.
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
Biceps, muscles and brawn
'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'
"OK, ready to go again?"
"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."
"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."
Where Skim Milk comes from.
'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'
"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:
"We're exclusively delts."
"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!
"It's true: no more burpees."
Bench Press Accident
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."
Executive gym with briefcases for weights.
"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."
Gym Employee Pillows Collection
Gym Employee Mugs
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Gym Employee Prints
Browse our selection of motivating prints, perfect for inspiring gym staff at home or in the workplace.
Gym Employee T-Shirts
Discover our funny and inspiring t-shirts, ideal for gym staff who love to showcase their passion for fitness.