Gym Owner Pillows

Exercising your heart.

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Easy chair exercise machines

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

As soon as the owner's back was turned, Bob tried to ride off without paying.

Macho man body building club.

"Then, someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers."

COVID Workout

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

Joint Ventures!

'Will I still be married?'

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

'Boss, come here quick!'

'The warranty on that one is 500 miles, or until you get rubber legs.'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

The knockout

"Personal space trainer"

"It's a new trap we installed. It basically catches anyone who fails to wipe off the machine after using it."

"I think Brad would've wanted us to do some lunges."

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"And when you're not working, you can make use of the Gym."

To-Let Town Centre Map

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"