Gym Management Pillows

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Bench Press Accident

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."