Fitness Center Manager Pillows

"Then, someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Powerful Love.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."