Fitness Center Manager Gifts

"Then, someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Good game."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Exercise Class

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.