Fitness Business Owner Pillows

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Exercise Class

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Yoga.

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Exercise now!

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

Yoga with Baby

'Fitness guru.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"