Fitness Business Owner Pillows

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

The rock caricature

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Yoga.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Exercise now!

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Still Life With Nordic Track

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

The trim reaper

Yoga with Baby

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'