Decorative Gym Owner Pillows

home fitness/fatness

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"OK, ready to go again?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We're exclusively delts."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercising

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercise now!

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.