Health Club Members Gifts

'Filling in that application form was a severe first test.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Men drinking

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Crisis at the health club.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!'

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"I canceled my membership, but they keep withdrawing money. I've lost 15 pounds so far fighting them in court."

'Hello Judith, how is your diet going...'

"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."