Health Club Member Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a fitness enthusiast who loves their health club? Our collection features funny, motivational items perfect for gym lovers that add a touch of humor to their workout routine.

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HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.' mockup

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

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"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight." mockup

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

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Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.' mockup

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

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"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine." mockup

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

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'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!' mockup

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

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Mouse on an Exercise Bike

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Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men. mockup

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

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"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines." mockup

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

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Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club. mockup

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

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Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club mockup

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

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Men drinking

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Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.' mockup

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

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'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.' mockup

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

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'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!' mockup

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

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Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather! mockup

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

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'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.' mockup

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

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'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!' mockup

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

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'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00' mockup

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

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Crisis at the health club.

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"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?"

"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?" mockup

"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?"

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'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

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"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew." mockup

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

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Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you." mockup

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

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HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

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'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...' mockup

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

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'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.' mockup

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

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'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'It suprises me you want your files organized. mockup

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

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"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!" mockup

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

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Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

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'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.' mockup

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

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'The Rockettes...of yoga'

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Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652. mockup

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

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'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!'

'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!' mockup

'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!'

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Health Club Member Gifts Collection

Health Club Member Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring health club humor and motivation—the perfect start to any gym lover's day.

Health Club Member Pillows

Add some humor to their space with our playful pillows, perfect for a health-oriented home or gym nook.

Health Club Member Prints

Decorate their workout area with inspiring and funny prints that celebrate their health journey in style.

Health Club Member T-Shirts

Check out our range of fitness-themed t-shirts with clever sayings, designed to motivate and amuse every gym enthusiast.