Heart Health Devotee Gifts

'It's not looking good. His pulse is up to 202 just from getting out of the chair and stepping on to the treadmill.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Roasted Peppers

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Heart Health Levels

Safe driver.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."