Heart Health Devotee Gifts

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Roasted Peppers

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

Safe driver.

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Heart Health Levels

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'