Heart Health Awareness Supporters Mugs

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Roasted Peppers

Safe driver.

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Angiogram.'

'The Angina Monologues'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"It's a cause close to my heart."

A Cardiac Arrest

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

An Ace of Hearts going in for a check-up.

Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Wearing face masks correctly

'Hey, be happy that isn't your EKG.'

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

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