Heart Health Advocate Gifts

'The Angina Monologues'

'Angiogram.'

Cardiologist office sign reads beware of clog

"Sounds like my Swiss watch. A piece of junk I bought in a back alley for twenty bucks."

"Your best hope is that my stethoscope is broken."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Smoker: Heart Problems.

An Ace of Hearts going in for a check-up.

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

A Cardiac Arrest

'Give up women. Your heart can't stand many more zings.'

Working in the heart of the city.

Roasted Peppers

"That's normal, right?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."