Smoking Awareness Gifts

'You're welcome son.'

'Worried about chemical attacks?...Bioterrorism?...SARS?...

Celebrity Yoga.

'Oh no! Secondhand smoke!!'

Smoker with burning oxygen tank like a cigarette.

"Do you remember (sneeze) when the only thing smoking gave you was lung cancer?"

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

Cigarette Warnings

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

A smoker in a face mask

'Would you prefer passive smoking or non passive smoking?'

'Like DUDE, you are TOTALLY freaking me out with your cigarette smoke man!!!!'

Formula Funeral.

'He's an active, passive smoker.'

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

Smoking to death.

Thrift Store: Second Hand Smoke.

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"Look, John... Suzi got an A+ on her school report about the dangers of second-hand smoke!"

The real cause of forest fires

Smoking to death

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."

"Well your results would be normal if you were 108 and smoked 60 a day!"

Smoking Is A Health Risk! - Danger of Methane Gas Leakage Due to Thawing Permafrost!

"Who's turn is it to open the window?"

Smoking Area:'Your Mask'

Pied Piper from Tobacco.

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

'That's smoke, not soap that causes cancer, Mr. McWit.'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Give up smoking? Why?'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.