Anti-smoking Education Gifts

Smoking as a time bomb.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Cigarette?'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."