Anti-smoking Gifts

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'I told you smoking was bad for you.'

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

The smoking Gun

'Look, if you want to light up that's fine - but please use the designated smoking area over there!'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise anymore.'

Cigarettes can kill

Smoke makes the shape of a skull.

Tanker with Sticker Reading 'Second Hand Smoke Kills.'

The cost of smoking

'I'll trade my gangrenous foot for your diseased lung and throat tumour.'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

'Apply liberally whenever you get the urge to have a cigarette.'

No smoking in heaven.

'Hang on a minute...are you over 18?'

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'Are you crazy? That crap is deadly, man!'

"Vaping! Vaping! Not taping. Stop vaping!"

passive smoker

Cigarettes kill

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

"Our persecution of smokers has proved a success. Now this administration will focus its attention on would-be smokers."

Smokers future

Health problems associated with e-cigarettes.

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."

America's Public (Health) Enemy #1

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"There's no shooting – we just make you keep smoking."

"Due to recent anti-smoking legislation, all I can offer you is a last stick of gum or 'the patch.'"

Smoker's resentment.

Don't smoke.

Smokers.