No Smoking Gifts

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

"Smokey The Tree"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Do you mind!!?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.