Nonsmoking Gifts

This is now a smoke free mouse hole.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Oi! '

The smoking Gun

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Cigarette?'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Smoking kills...

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

Smokers.

Lung Disease Treatment.

Smoking world.

The cost of smoking

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

'Are you crazy? That crap is deadly, man!'

Smoker's Lungs.

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

Smoking is suicide

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

No smoking in heaven.

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."