Nonsmoking Gifts

This is now a smoke free mouse hole.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Oi! '

The smoking Gun

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Cigarette?'

Turkey...cold turkey.

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Smoking kills...

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

Lung Disease Treatment.

The cost of smoking

Smoking world.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

Smokers.

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

'I'll trade my gangrenous foot for your diseased lung and throat tumour.'

No smoking in heaven.

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'Are you crazy? That crap is deadly, man!'

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

Smoking is suicide

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

Smoker's Lungs.

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."