Friendly Non-smoker Gifts

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

"Smokey The Tree"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Oi! '

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Office Smoking Conflict

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

Dog Passive Smoking

Lung Disease Treatment.

No smoking initiative.

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

Congratulations for giving up smoking

No-smoking.

Smoking world.

'That part about the quantum convinced me!'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'We prefer that you not smoke that in here...'