Nonsmoker With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The dog wants out again!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

igloo smoking zone...

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Holiday photos.

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Toilet door. Table for one!

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

Hell's Smoking Section

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'It's just that I never know what to pack.'

Smoking, Belching, Noises made from armpit.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

Other Drug Paraphernalia

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

'It's a match made in Heaven.'