Nonsmoker With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The dog wants out again!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

igloo smoking zone...

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

Holiday photos.

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Toilet door. Table for one!

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

Hell's Smoking Section

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'It's just that I never know what to pack.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

Smoking, Belching, Noises made from armpit.

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

Other Drug Paraphernalia

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

'It's a match made in Heaven.'