Smoker Sense Of Humor Pillows

'I want to sue my employer! I smoke during my break, which means I'm being paid for endangering my health!'

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Identity Parade - Smoker.

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

If they ban smoking in cars...

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Hell's Smoking Section

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break