Smoking Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Gerald said he'd give up if I agreed to one last pack."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"The dog wants out again!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'