Smoking Humor Pillows

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

Smoke signals using a cigarette.

'Do you mind!!?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

If they ban smoking in cars...

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Hell's Smoking Section

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Snowman

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."