Modern Smoking Humor Pillows

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

igloo smoking zone...

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

Hell's Smoking Section

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

Snowman

If they ban smoking in cars...

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance