Non-smoking Gifts

Smoking/no smoking.

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

'Are you bothered by second hand smoke?'

"The wine may be breathing, but I'm not."

'Oi! '

No smoking graveyard.

"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

The smoking Gun

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'Cigarette?'

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Dog Passive Smoking

Smoking kills...

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

Lung Disease Treatment.