Non-smokers Gifts

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

"Does anybody mind if I smoke?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Oi! '

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Cigarette?'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Smoking kills...

Smokers.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Lung Disease Treatment.

"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

Smoker's Lungs.

Smoking

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

Cigarettes cause lung disease.

Death rising up from the tip of a cigarette.

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

'I'm afraid physics cannot explain why cigarette smoke always blows toward the non-smoker...'

"Just for your information - this is a heat-seeking missile!"

No smoking.

No smoking graveyard.