Aspiring Non-smoker Gifts

"I tried self-hypnosis to quit smoking. Unfortunately, I have no memory of it."

NONICOTYNE - The ultimate quit smoking patch on the market.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'Oi! '

Stop Smoking Program.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'There you are - it works!'

"How's the diet going?"

Congratulations for giving up smoking

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

Smoking world.

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

The Surgeon General's Army

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'I'm afraid physics cannot explain why cigarette smoke always blows toward the non-smoker...'

'Yeah, I quit smoking, but now I'm addicted to nicotine patches.'

Sitting bull and Custer share the peace nicotine patch

No smoking graveyard.

Hoskins was invited to take part in the nicorette patch of peace ceremony

Stop Smoking Programe.