Smoking Cessation Wannabe Gifts

'But, can it help me quit smoking?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Last week, stingy caf

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'There you are - it works!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Packey Bar.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

Smokers.

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'