Smoking Cessation Wannabe Mugs

'But, can it help me quit smoking?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'There you are - it works!'

Packey Bar.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Smokers.

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'