Smoking Quitter Gifts

Man carring plans

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Smoker's warning.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'I've found the best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.'

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'Trying to give up smoking - here's a peace patch.'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'There you are - it works!'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

The Surgeon General's Army