Cigarette Quitter Gifts

Quit smoking campaign

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'There you are - it works!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Smokers.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

The Surgeon General's Army

'I gave up smoking.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

Man carring plans

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'