Cigarette Quitter Gifts

Quit smoking campaign

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'There you are - it works!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Smokers.

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I gave up smoking.'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

The Surgeon General's Army

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

Man carring plans

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.