Comical Nicotine Quitter Gifts

You should at least think about using a nicotine patch!

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'There you are - it works!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

Turkey...cold turkey.

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

Smokers.

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"More nicotine."

'I gave up smoking.'

Man carring plans

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

"I'll have 20 'Causes strokes and disability' and 20 'Can lead to impotence.'"

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

Quit smoking campaign

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'