Smoking Cessation Journey Gifts

'How can I lose weight? Do something every day thats gets you out of breath. Ok, I'll start smoking again.'

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Professional woman in pub

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

No Smoking.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Nicotine Gum

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'Nevermore.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'