Beginning A Smoke-free Journey Gifts

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Stop Smoking Program.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"Does it come in menthol?"

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'There you are - it works!'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

Dog Passive Smoking

Congratulations for giving up smoking

Lung Disease Treatment.

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

Smoking world.