Smoke-free Living Gifts

Quit smoking campaign

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Clean air.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'Oi! '

Stop Smoking Program.

The smoking Gun

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Office Smoking Conflict

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

Dog Passive Smoking

No smoking initiative.

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"