Smoke-free Journey Gifts

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Carefree luggage.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Stop Smoking Program.

'No luggage.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Mexican Dog

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

Dog Passive Smoking

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

Smoking world.

Congratulations for giving up smoking

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.