Smoke-free Seekers Gifts

Stop Smoking Programe.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Stop Smoking Program.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Office Smoking Conflict

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Dog Passive Smoking

Lung Disease Treatment.

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

Smoking world.

Congratulations for giving up smoking

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'That part about the quantum convinced me!'

Smoker's Lungs.