She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?
Aspiring Non-smokers Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to motivate an aspiring non-smoker? Our collection offers humorous and inspiring products designed to support their smoke-free ambitions. Whether it's a funny mug, a stylish t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find a gift that celebrates their commitment to a healthier lifestyle. These items are perfect for encouraging, congratulating, or simply reminding someone of their smoke-free goals while adding a touch of humor and warmth to their everyday routines.
"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."
House of Beans - No Smoking.
"What?!"
'Oi! '
'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'
Stop Smoking Program.
'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'
"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."
Break room - Smoke free, carb free.
"You must cut down on your smoking."
"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."
'There you are - it works!'
Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.
"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"
Smoking world.
'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'
"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'
"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."
Congratulations for giving up smoking
"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."
'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'
Smoking away money.
'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'
Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.
'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'
It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.
'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'
Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.
"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."
"Can he have one?"
The Surgeon General's Army
Eric's nicotine patches were working!
"What are you thinking about?"
'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'
Aspiring Non-smokers Gifts Collection
Aspiring Non-smokers Mugs
Check out our collection of mugs celebrating the smoke-free journey—perfect for daily encouragement and a little humor.
Aspiring Non-smokers Pillows
Add comfort and inspiration with our pillows designed for those embracing a smoke-free lifestyle.
Aspiring Non-smokers Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints that celebrate milestones in quitting smoking and staying smoke-free.
Aspiring Non-smokers T-Shirts
Looking for wearable encouragement? Our t-shirts for aspiring non-smokers blend fun and motivation seamlessly.