Aspiring Non-smokers Mugs

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"What?!"

Stop Smoking Program.

'Oi! '

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'There you are - it works!'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

Smoking world.

Congratulations for giving up smoking

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

"Can he have one?"

The Surgeon General's Army

"What are you thinking about?"

Smoking away money.

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'