Aspiring Non-smokers T-Shirts

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"What?!"

'Oi! '

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Stop Smoking Program.

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'There you are - it works!'

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Smoking world.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

Congratulations for giving up smoking

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

Smoking away money.

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

"Can he have one?"

The Surgeon General's Army

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

"What are you thinking about?"

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'