Non-smoking Crusaders T-Shirts

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Nicotine Gum

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Dog Passive Smoking

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

Appliances. Air Shampoo $49. The air conditioner won't work properly if you don't shampoo the air first!

The little engine that wouldn't.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Lung Disease Treatment.

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'That part about the quantum convinced me!'

Smoker's Lungs.

'Thanks, but I'm a non smoking building...'

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

Smoking