Smoke-free Lifestyle Devotees T-Shirts

"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

"Smokey The Tree"

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"What?!"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Remote control car breakdown.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Stop Smoking Program.

'Oi! '

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

The Farmer's Return.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

Dog Passive Smoking

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.