Smoke-free Lifestyle Devotees T-Shirts

"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

"Smokey The Tree"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I'm an atheist!'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Remote control car breakdown.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"What?!"

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Oi! '

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Stop Smoking Program.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

The Farmer's Return.

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

Dog Passive Smoking