Smoking Culture Devotee T-Shirts

Got a light ?

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Robert Mitchum

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

'Smells good. What is it?'

Vaping cigarette

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Albert Camus

The Farmer's Return.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'